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owlmanprime:

Send me a ☹ and my muse will say something hurtful to yours.
"No matter how hard you try to please him or how long you stay with him, the most you can ever be is Talon’s second choice…”

"As long as number 1 is Rachelle, I can deal with that."

Character shaming: Future soft touch for Talon's daughter

owlmanprime:

Give my character a “character shaming” label
"…"

"…"

"…"

"…be quiet."

#(you got him. feel proud)

Theme Tips!

thefrogman:

Some of your blog themes are using ridiculously small font sizes. I often have to zoom to 200% to read things and usually that makes the elements on the page go bonkers. Your super important thoughts just aren’t worth that kind of trouble. 

Lets forget about old farts like me who have a slightly hard time seeing things—there are plenty of folks with vision related disabilities that could benefit from more reasonable font sizes.  

With that in mind, here are some theme tips from your pal, Froggie…

  • Pick a theme that allows you to have —at minimum— a 12pt font. 14pt would be my preferred size. That way, even if someone does need to zoom (Ctrl +/- on your keyboard) they won’t have to zoom quite as much—giving a better chance that the page will retain its design integrity. If you choose a font size of 6, I will hire a monkey to poop inside all your left socks. 
  • Make sure that your font color and background have decent contrast. Light text should be placed on a dark background, dark text on a light background. If you place white text on a super light gray background, I will send a very charming wombat to seduce your lover and snapchat you pictures of their erotic encounters. 
  • Text colors should probably be limited to black, white and gray. Sometimes dark colors with low color saturation are acceptable too. I know you really like neon purple, but some people might stab themselves in the eye. You are endangering their ocular health. You don’t want that kind of guilt hanging on your conscience.  
  • Make sure that your navigation is easy to find and big enough to see even at a glance. Sometimes I feel like I am hunting for Waldo just trying to find a damned “next page” button. It should be under your last post at the bottom of the page. It should have big letters, possibly with an enthusiastic arrow. If I have to scroll the top of your page and use a microscope to find your next button… a surly aardvark will steal your tax forms, erase your real name, and replace it with Dildo Baggins. 
  • Make sure your ask, about me, and other buttons of importance are in a logical place and are easily readable. Typically at the top of your sidebar is a great spot.
  • Always double check to make sure your links work as intended. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen silly mistakes like htt://blahblah.tumlr.corn
  • If nothing else, perhaps just link everything to meatspin. A quaint site in which meat is in perpetual gyration to a catchy tune. 
  • Make sure any clutter on your page is worth it. Every element you put on your page has to be loaded. There are many with slower connections who may have to wait an annoyingly long time for sites to load. It’s possible that your supercool globe with all the flags of people visiting isn’t as necessary as you think. 
  • You might also put a link to your mobile site on your page so people with slow connections can just load the essentials. 
  • Endless scrolling is nice in theory, but it is often very unreliable. Especially when used with 50 to 100 pages. For people with older, slower computers it will crash constantly. And if you are like me, and require a lot of pageviews for business purposes, it can really mess up your site statistics. 
  • Consider avoiding posts with a great deal of blockquotes. Perhaps even edit the post and remove any parts that are irrelevant so that there are as few blockquotes as possible. If you do not, you risk blockquotes shooting off the side of your page and there is absolutely no way to discern what is being said. If you reblog something with 50 or more blockquotes, highly trained ninja raccoons will just judge you silently while twiddling their cute little thumbs. 
  • Lastly, if you have a music player on your blog, please disable autoplay.

I have recently signed a contract with a fire breathing dragon. If you still have autoplay on your blog at midnight, September 1, he will hunt you down. He will summon angry thermite fires from the depths of his bowels. He will look you dead in the eyes—his nostrils flaring with puffs of white hot fire so intense, your skin begins to peel. He will move in closer so you can feel his exhales on your shoulders. They will bead up with sweat with every passing breath.

And when you tell him you think “autoplay is actually pretty neat!”…

His eyes will glow orange, burning your retinas. A great grumble will churn in his stomach as he pushes the flames toward his esophagus. He will open his mouth wide and you will see the blaze gurgling in the back of his throat…

He will then sit you down in a comfy chair and give you a stern talking to about how autoplay sucks total balls. It sucks, like, at least 80 balls. On a 10 ball scale. 

Tagged by: digital-darwinism

(Despite having done this before, I’ll do it again - but just ‘cause you tagged me.)

1. Name of your muse:
Barbara J. Gordon

2. One picture you like best of your muse’s fc:

(This is her Grandma face, Beyond FC - most of my favorite shots are GIFs though because you need to see the motion to understand the snark fully)

(I know it said 1 but this is the secondary FC for the main continuity - though admittedly I use both redheads from White Collar. Oops.)

3. Two headcanons you have for your muse that you never told anyone:

  • Secretly, Beyond Barbara thinks Willie has been good to and for Mary. She’s rooting for him to make it 21 and have his record expunged - though she’ll never tell him so.
  • John, Dick and Barbara’s youngest, was an accident. They thought Barbara was finished with menopause. She threatened to cut Dick (or Dick’s d) off when she found out she was expecting at 55, and tried very hard to hide the pregnancy out of embarrassment. Strangely she considers John to be the most normal of her kids.

4. Three things that your muse loves doing in their free time:

  • Spying on people with Ted Kord, using the Bug
  • Playing video games using emulators for old consoles and freestanding units
  • Baking (though she gets little time to do it)

5. Four (more) people that your muse loves:

  • Jason Todd
  • Ted Kord
  • James Gordon Jr. (even if she loves him locked up)
  • Cassandra Cain

6. Three fond childhood memories:

  • Climbing trees
  • Doing her first cartwheel on the balance beam
  • Being trusted to help with the computer system in her school library when it was the first such in the state

7. One thing they’d go through heaven or hell to save/change:
Save Sarah Essen-Gordon’s life - by putting a bullet through Joker’s head when she’d had the chance.

tagged by: see above

1. What’s your name? 
Jenna

2. When is your birthday? 
March 3

3. Where are you from? 
Saskatchewan

4. Have a crush? 
Always, but as always unrequited.

5. What’s your favorite color? 
Dark blue

6. Write something in caps? 
CUT YOUR DAMN POSTS!

7. Got a favorite band/artist?
Def Leppard, but we’re talking 80s vintage Leppard. Basically everything recorded up to Steve Clark’s death - though with an appreciation for later material on a far lower level.

8. Favorite number?
3

9. Favorite drink? 
Nestea Zero

10. Tag Ten People: I didn’t tag anyone the first go, and not sure who hasn’t done it, but anyone who hasn’t done it and wants to, go hard!

character shaming: I steal sidekicks from hard-working crime lords

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"What can I say? I’m better in bed."

Ted hung a sign over her saying "I watched the rest of season 2 of orange is the new black without ted. ". Yup he was still bitter.

I also watched the entire 4th season of Doctor Who without you yesterday.

Sticks a sign on her. "I snore like a vaccum cleaner in my sleep."

Give my character a “character shaming” label

askjackfire:

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

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